I am madapacking sheet wasted last night. But the work must go on. The students are really excited for the day’s lesson (Ho-hummm). So I went to class. I texted Eltom to bring me my laughtop (laughtop is a laptop above 5 kilograms in weight and running in Windows 98, what’s more funny than that). I was writing on the board and my hands are shaking due to hang over.
Student 1: Sir, your hands are shaking.
Me: Spasm.
Student 1: Sir?
(I wanted to tell her that’s what happens when a person wears a tight pants, and the betlogs get squeezed in the crampy space, so the person gets a shaky hand).
Me: Never mind. Just copy the lesson.
